STAMPEDE--->
It may seem far away but for all those rookies out there, we seasoned vets know of the preparation needed to last the 10 non stop days of partying.
Stampede Preparation list:
1) SFS- Single for Stampede....enough said
2) Outlast Nashville North-Get use to sugary coolers, warm beer and get your stomach ready to handle beef on a bun
3) Un-rookie bitch your cowboy boots- get the blisters out of the way now
4) Ladies, practice the hover over the toilet pee, it’s a sanitary must
5) If you see a plaid shirt on sale….Buy it
6) Tune into your local and over friendly country station and get “them” lyrics and beats down
7) If you don’t already have a passport, order one, there is a good chance you will lose your ID and need the passport as a backup
8) Buy your ticket to the World Famous Stampede Club Crawl….5000 partiers, 4 venues, starts at noon…...the ultimate test to your partying abilities
9) Redecorate your room….Ikea the shit out of it…you never know who will be coming back
10) Black out your Calendar starting Thursday July 8th- Sunday July 18th….nothing besides Stampede events can be booked, apologize to your grandma for missing the family reunion and your own wedding.
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