1. The Stampede will not make you sign a prenuptial agreement
2. The Stampede will never cheat on you
3. The Stampede will not force you to be around all your in-laws
4. The Stampede would never get mad if you got too drunk at the reception
5. The Stampede doesn't expect anniversary gifts or surprises
6. The Stampede could care less about Valentines Day
7. If you wake up on a couch during Stampede it's not because you got in trouble the night before, it's because you chose to pass out there!
8. The Stampede will never make you pay alimony
9. The Stampede would never ask for child support
10. The Stampede won't make you wear an uncomfortable suit or wedding dress! JEANS, BOOTS, AND FLANNEL ONLY!
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